Jack the Giant-Killer – Joseph Jacobs tales


Jack The Giant Killer Film

When good King Arthur reigned, there lived near the Land’s End of England, in the county of Cornwall, a farmer who had one only son called Jack. He was brisk and of a ready lively wit, so that nobody or nothing could worst him.

In those days the Mount of Cornwall was kept by a huge giant named Cormoran. He was eighteen feet in height, and about three yards round the waist, of a fierce and grim countenance, the terror of all the neighbouring towns and villages. He lived in a cave in the midst of the Mount, and whenever he wanted food he would wade over to the main- land, where he would furnish himself with whatever came in his way. Everybody at his approach ran out of their houses, while he seized on their cattle, making nothing of carrying half-a-dozen oxen on his back at a time; and as for their sheep and hogs, he would tie them round his waist like a bunch of tallow-dips. He had done this for many years, so that all Cornwall was in despair.

One day Jack happened to be at the town-hall when the magistrates were sitting in council about the Giant. He asked: “What reward will be given to the man who kills Cormoran?” “The giant’s treasure,” they said, “will be the reward.” Quoth Jack: “Then let me undertake it.”

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Wish of The Lion – Grandma tales


Wish of The Lion :

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Once, a fierce lion lived in a forest. A woodcutter with his wife and their beautiful daughter Rupa lived in a small hut by the edge of the forest. One time the lion happened to see Rupa. He was so captivated by her beauty that he wished to make her his wife.

So the lion went to the woodcutter’s hut and roared loudly. “Woodcutter, I want to marry your daughter Rupa. If you refuse I will kill you all.”

The woodcutter said, “Let me ask my daughter first.”

He went inside the hut and came out a few minutes later. Then he said, “Rupa is scared of your sharp teeth and claws. She said if you would cut them off, she will agree to be your wife.”

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Three daughters – Adult Jokes


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The mother had three virgin daughters. All three got married almost at the same time and went on a honeymoon. The mother was very worried about the beginning of their sexual life, and asked them to send her at least a few words how it’s going.
The first one sent a postcard from Hawaii, just after two days after the wedding. On top of it there was just one word: “Nescafe”. Her mother ran into the  kitchen, find a coffee “Nescafe” and read on the label: “Blessing” until the  last drop”. Mother blushed, but was satisfied with her daughter’s happiness.
The second daughter sent the postcard from Jamaica a few days later, where she read “Benson n Hedges” cigars. She immediately went to the man’s room, where she found his “Benson Hedges” and read “Extra Long cigars. King Size”. She again shyly blushed, but was happy for her daughter.

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presidents candle dinner – funny story series


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One day president and his wife sat for the dinner and suddenly realized that power was gone. fortunately there was a candle on the dining table and they lit up the candle and continue their dinner.
Presidents wife : “It’s too warmth here! 
President : “Wait I will witch on the fan” .
President stand up and walks towards the fan.
President Wife : “Are you mad? If you switch on the fan candle light will be gone!

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Funny Story About Work ~ It’s Company Policy


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Company Policy: Effective Immediately

Dress Code:

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:

We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

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Best of Just for Laughs best sexy prank ever(Full HD -1080p)


This funny prank is fully sexy and it’s starring by cute bikini girls. so watch it and have fun. in this video it has 4 pranks but the second and third are most wanted sexy pranks ever.

Funny Story About Heaven


From The Best Funny Story Files…
Funny Story About Heaven ~ Do You Want To Go to Heaven?

Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first man he met, “Do you want to go to heaven?”

The man said, “I do Father.”

The priest said, “Leave this pub right now!”

He then approached a second man. Father Murphy asked, “Do you want to got to heaven?”

“Certainly, Father,” was the man’s reply.

“Then leave this den of Satan!” said the priest.

Father Murphy then walked up to O’Toole and asked, “Do you want to go to heaven?”

O’Toole replied: “No, I don’t Father.”

The priest looked him right in the eye and said, “You mean to tell me that when you die you don’t want to go to heaven?”

O’Toole smiled, “Oh, when I die. Yes Father. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.”