Season Ticket – Short funny stories


Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.”

“Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.

Teasing him, Sarah said, “Would you swap me for a season ticket?”

“Absolutely not,” he said.

“How sweet,” Sarah said. “Tell me why not.”

“Season’s more than half over,” he said.

The End


I’m still sleeping… ha – ha ha – ha ha



Mom calls, “Get up Paul.”

Nothing. No movement. Just quiet.

She calls again, “Get up Paul!”

Still nothing. Still no movement. Still just quiet.

“I mean it. I’m gonna come up and get you
if you don’t come down now, Paul!”

To which Paul says, “Ha – ha ha – ha ha, I’m still sleeping.”

“Okay Paul,” says mom as she walks up the stairs,
“I’m coming up now.”

“Ha – ha ha – ha ha. You can’t find me.
I am hiding… in my dreams.”

Have fun