A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol – Dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke – Dead.
Third worm in sperm – Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil – Alive
So the Minister asked the congregation “What can you learn from this demonstration?”
A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,
“As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won’t have worms.”