Funny Story About Sin ~ The Worms


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A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol – Dead.

Second worm in cigarette smoke – Dead.

Third worm in sperm – Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil – Alive

So the Minister asked the congregation “What can you learn from this demonstration?”

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,

“As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won’t have worms.”

The End

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2 comments on “Funny Story About Sin ~ The Worms

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