From The Best Funny Story About Lawyers ~ The Slick Attorney


funny

A Godfather in the mob finds out that his bookkeeper has stolen ten million bucks.

This bookkeeper happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: “Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?” The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden.

The bookkeeper signs back: “I don’t know what you are talking about.” The attorney tells the Godfather: “He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.”

That’s when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper’s temple, cocks it and says: “Ask him again! The attorney signs to the underling: “He’ll kill you for sure if you don’t tell him!”

The bookkeeper signs back: “OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s backyard in Queens!”

The Godfather asks the attorney: “Well, what’d he say?”

The attorney replies: “He says you don’t have the balls to pull the trigger.”

The End

Advertisements

173 comments on “From The Best Funny Story About Lawyers ~ The Slick Attorney

  1. Hello there, I think your website could be having web browser compatibility issues. Whenever I take a look at your site in Safari, it looks fine however, when opening in I.E., it has some overlapping issues. I merely wanted to provide you with a quick heads up! Aside from that, wonderful website!

    Like

  2. Right here is the perfect web site for everyone who wants to find out about this topic. You understand a whole lot its almost hard to argue with you (not that I actually would want to…HaHa). You certainly put a new spin on a subject that’s been discussed for years. Wonderful stuff, just excellent!

    Like

  3. It’s truly a great and helpful piece of information. I am glad that you shared this useful information with us. Please stay us up to date like this. Thank you for sharing.

    Like

  4. After going over a few of the blog articles on your web page, I really like your technique of writing a blog. I saved it to my bookmark webpage list and will be checking back in the near future. Please check out my web site too and let me know what you think.

    Like

  5. An intriguing discussion is definitely worth comment. There’s no doubt that that you should write more about this subject matter, it may not be a taboo matter but generally people do not discuss such issues. To the next! Best wishes!!

    Like

  6. Hi, I do think this is an excellent blog. I stumbledupon it 😉 I am going to return yet again since I bookmarked it. Money and freedom is the greatest way to change, may you be rich and continue to help other people.

    Like

  7. I’m amazed, I must say. Rarely do I encounter a blog that’s both educative and amusing, and let me tell you, you’ve hit the nail on the head. The problem is something which not enough people are speaking intelligently about. I am very happy I stumbled across this in my hunt for something relating to this.

    Like

  8. I’m amazed, I have to admit. Rarely do I encounter a blog that’s both educative and engaging, and let me tell you, you have hit the nail on the head. The issue is something that not enough folks are speaking intelligently about. I’m very happy I stumbled across this in my search for something relating to this.

    Like

  9. I’m impressed, I have to admit. Seldom do I come across a blog that’s both equally educative and amusing, and without a doubt, you have hit the nail on the head. The issue is something that not enough folks are speaking intelligently about. Now i’m very happy that I found this in my hunt for something concerning this.

    Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s